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Dear Chelsey, I hope you made it to Jeff's hotel safe last night. Thank you for calling me back 4 times when I told you the first time that you had the wrong number at 2:00 am. I really appreciate it. I also hope that you got on your flight to wherever it is that you were going because we all know stand by is a bitch.

-Pickle

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-Pickle

Like tits on a log

I am seriously useless right this second.

-Pickle

A picture is worth 1000 words

Sometimes you have to let someone elses photo's do your talking because you don't really remember much after a half hour of $2.00 drinks.

ENJOY

Congradulations Dustin for winning again. This kid is seriously unstoppable. In 2 contests he has made more money than I will make in a year.

-Pickle

Abandon all hope ye who enter: My Vegas excursion

Let's just start off by saying that I hate Las Vegas. It's too much. Too many lights, tourists, and frat boys. Too much noise, food, oxygen, and booze. It's overkill on all the senses and I don't understand how anyone can like it there or want to go back for a vacation. That being said There were some highlights.

Here they are:

-Rick Ross, Pitbull, Trouble, and Biz Markie. I was there for work and had the opportunity to see all of this in one night.

- Free Booze. At this show that I went to everyone felt the need to try and outfreebeer the other guy to get your sales order. It doesn't really work when you can't remember what you were talking about.

- Red Carpet Backdrops. You know those back drops at red carpet events that say Boost or Solo or whoever else is sponsoring the event? Well, they had those everywhere. It made feel like an overnight celebrity.

-Free Booze. (Again) This time at the Casinos.

-Real Mexican Food. I took some time to myself and went to the slummier areas for some real Mexican food, it was worth it.

-Getting a free place to stay. Thanks TJ.

-Coming Home

-Pickle