I aint got no use for no book learning
I like to think that I learn from others mistakes. I have not killed anyone, I have no kids, (that I know of) and I've seen enough fights to know that it's not always the best idea. As we get into summer driving mode I made a little list to help you not make any mistakes on your trip.
Here are some guidlines to help you have a good road trip season.
- Fireworks are Fun. Whenever you can buy fireworks, they sell them at most gas stations in BC. Not only will you have endless entertainment, but if you are lucky someone will get hurt.
- Put EVERYTHING on your Ipod. Sure you may be going through an Iron Maiden kick right now, but come kilometer 2000 you may be a little sick of them and wishing that you had some New Edition to break up the guitar riffs.
- No more than 1 cigarette per hour. This rule should be followed at all times unless you want to look like this.
- Do not fill up in the Rockies. Gas is a complete rip off from Canmore to Revelstoke. Do whatever you can not to fill up there.
- Drink lots of fluids. This way you get to take more pee breaks and get to stretch your legs way more often. Also it helps to get rid of the hangover you incured the night before.
- The passenger seat always controls the music and rules of shotgun apply at everystop. If you don't like what is being played on the stereo you better know the rules of shotgun or else you may have a whole trip of Jessica Simpson.
- DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE. This is a no brainer, people do care about you and would like to see you again.
-Pickle
PS - Don't litter or stop in the middle of the road to look at wildlife.
Here are some guidlines to help you have a good road trip season.
- Fireworks are Fun. Whenever you can buy fireworks, they sell them at most gas stations in BC. Not only will you have endless entertainment, but if you are lucky someone will get hurt.
- Put EVERYTHING on your Ipod. Sure you may be going through an Iron Maiden kick right now, but come kilometer 2000 you may be a little sick of them and wishing that you had some New Edition to break up the guitar riffs.
- No more than 1 cigarette per hour. This rule should be followed at all times unless you want to look like this.
- Do not fill up in the Rockies. Gas is a complete rip off from Canmore to Revelstoke. Do whatever you can not to fill up there.
- Drink lots of fluids. This way you get to take more pee breaks and get to stretch your legs way more often. Also it helps to get rid of the hangover you incured the night before.
- The passenger seat always controls the music and rules of shotgun apply at everystop. If you don't like what is being played on the stereo you better know the rules of shotgun or else you may have a whole trip of Jessica Simpson.
- DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE. This is a no brainer, people do care about you and would like to see you again.
-Pickle
PS - Don't litter or stop in the middle of the road to look at wildlife.
posted by pickle @ 9:58 AM
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