Call child services

It's become apparant that I have been neglecting my blog like a red headed step child. The truth is I have been. It's kind of hard to come up with anything due to the fact that I have been poisoned. I have tasted the sweet nectar of vacation and now that's all I want to do, besides move out of my house to get away from the mold that is really poisoning me. In the last 4 years of my life I have not had a real vacation. Sure there have been short little escapes from reality, but no real do nothing all week excep eat, sleep, and drink vacations. Now that I have had one, that's all I want to do. So please bear with me while I get my life back on track.

-Pickle