Well there goes my dream of peeing off the tower

When did Calgary become the Wild Wild West? No more spitting, pissing, farting, swearing, knife carrying, or dancing in public. Seriously are we the new Elmore City. (If you didn't know, Footloose was based on events from this town) This is probably the dumbest bylaw ever. How can a city enforce no spitting? The real problem I have with this is I know I will be busted. I have gone so many years without a liquor ticket, speeding ticket, any ticket (knock on wood) and I know I will get busted for spitting.

On an upside, new Jay-Z album today/

-Pickle