Think Warm Thoughts

I love the winter and most everything that goes with it. Snowboarding, hot totties, scarves, touques, beards, boozogonning, and grandma sweaters. The only thing I don't like is the cold snap that's going on right now. Seriously, this sucks. After almost losing a toe due to frostbite in Banff on Saturday night I have decided to compile a list of things to keep me warm without cranking up the thermostat.

Top 5 Cold Day Warm You Ups

5. Stew. Make up a big ol' pot of this because you know it tastes better. And if you have a bit of a drinking problem like I do, put some wine in it. Cooking with wine is probably the best thing ever.
4. Put on your pj's and bring your blanket from your room and sit on the couch. Most people will do this after a heavy night of drinking, but try it on a week night, it's even better when you're not hungover.
3. Stay in bed naked with someone. What you do after that I leave up to your imagination. It is actually recommended for curing hypothermia. And if the Red Cross approves of it, it can't be that bad.
2. Getting so drunk you can't feel the cold. This isn't exactly recommended by anyone other than me. It is actually discouraged by Search and Rescue and pretty much every medical expert there is.
1. Move. That's right pull an old people maneuver and move to Arizona.

-Pickle