Mutha Fukin Wednsday Bitches
Today is Hump Day and it's soooo dead at work. Also It's about 80 kajillion degrees in this friggen dump. So here are my top 10 ways to stay cool.
Keep friggen cold 10 ways if you don't have an airconditioner:
10. Put an extra shirt in the fridge - you should probably brown bag it so people won't get all wierded out
09. DO NOT MOVE - just sit there and don't do anything. You may get fired but at least you will be cool.
08. Make a fan with money - prefferably with hundreds or fifties. Just to show everyone how much of a baller you really are.
07. Beer - and lots of it. They say alcohol makes you more thirsty, but I say it's a liquid and who exactly are they.
06. Buy a kid pool - I know these get so gross and slimy after like a week. But that first week, oh man soo gooood.
05. Pour ice cubes in your underwear - guys do not do this if you are on a date, it doesn't go over to well.
04. Slurpees - don't drink too many or you'll get diabetes.
03. White T's - make sure they are crispy and you only wear them once. Maybe rock some nike airs with those as well. You may not feel cool, but you will look it.
02. Basement suite - that's right, move out of your parents place and get a basement suite. They are cool in the summer and ice cold in the winter.
01. Illegal swimming - you know those nights when you leave the bar after dropping 20 pounds? Those are the best nights to break into an outdoor pool and go swimming. Plus you will have an interestingstory to tell the boarder guards when they ask you about your criminal record.
- Pickle
PS I left out shorts for a reason, they look gay.
Keep friggen cold 10 ways if you don't have an airconditioner:
10. Put an extra shirt in the fridge - you should probably brown bag it so people won't get all wierded out
09. DO NOT MOVE - just sit there and don't do anything. You may get fired but at least you will be cool.
08. Make a fan with money - prefferably with hundreds or fifties. Just to show everyone how much of a baller you really are.
07. Beer - and lots of it. They say alcohol makes you more thirsty, but I say it's a liquid and who exactly are they.
06. Buy a kid pool - I know these get so gross and slimy after like a week. But that first week, oh man soo gooood.
05. Pour ice cubes in your underwear - guys do not do this if you are on a date, it doesn't go over to well.
04. Slurpees - don't drink too many or you'll get diabetes.
03. White T's - make sure they are crispy and you only wear them once. Maybe rock some nike airs with those as well. You may not feel cool, but you will look it.
02. Basement suite - that's right, move out of your parents place and get a basement suite. They are cool in the summer and ice cold in the winter.
01. Illegal swimming - you know those nights when you leave the bar after dropping 20 pounds? Those are the best nights to break into an outdoor pool and go swimming. Plus you will have an interestingstory to tell the boarder guards when they ask you about your criminal record.
- Pickle
PS I left out shorts for a reason, they look gay.
posted by pickle @ 12:50 PM
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