Screw Pizza

It's 2 am and you have been drinking all night and dancing up a storm when you feel that little murmur in your stomach. Are you going to puke? No, it's just that time of the night to pile on the unwanted calories. But what to do. The obvious choice, because there are a lot of them, is the $2.50 a slice cardboard, tomato paste, and cheese that is supposed to pass for pizza. I'll pass on that. What to do then, Thai Tai? Nope, who really wants to go to 17th deal with that mess of silicone, striped shirts, and hair product and sitting in a restaurant takes to long. Send in the saviour.....Jamaican Patties.
Yes, more than stoner food, these delectable delights will taste great going down. And unlike Vietnamese subs or cheap pizza, will not leave you stuck in the bathroom all morning. Also, anything Jamaican can't be that bad, I mean look at Damien Marley.
-Pickle