What's wrong with clear heels mommy?

What happened to the strippers? They used to be so raunchy. Naked by the end of the second song and if there were 2 girls then WHOA!! Now they have these shitty routines planned out, they don't get naked untill the end of the third song, then they roll around on a blanket for 20 mins while you throw loonies at them. And to top it all off, they want 3 dollars for a fricken poster. I'm sorry ladies but I just sat through 30 mins of the worst dance routine ever just so you could get back at your dad for not giving you enough hugs. (or too many) You are not getting 3 dollars for a shitty keychain, magnet, or poster. On the plus side though, beer was $4.75 (from what i remember). So if you haven't gone to the strippers since you were 21. (Like me) It's not going to be as fun as you remembered.

-Pickle